Thursday, April 03, 2008

How to Write a Rap Song

The rap recipe consists of:

one part random object-
ex.-Milkshake, lolly pop, lip gloss, etc.
one part have random object be an inuendo for something not so innocent as object above
ex.-sex and drugs
two parts talk about some crazy partying
and three parts repeat a million times so anyone can get the words super fast and you can have a hit and make millions and get some good bling.

It's a wonder I am not a rap star yet...

4 comments:

A said...

Brilliant, Mallory. You'd be such a good rap artist.

kendall said...

Please write a rap song? Except instead of sex or drugs, have the innuendo be for chocolate.

ju said...

seriously, will you PLEASE become a rapper?

NatAttack said...

Did you ever see the "Made" where that little Jewish kid learned to drop some phat rhymz? Something to aspire to.

This recipe is spot-on.